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Always portrayed as being friendly, supportive and reasonable to Japan, nicely displaying the healthy amount of "LA LA LA DIDN'T HAPPEN DIDN'T HAPPEN" at work in the Japanese psyche. Claims to be a man, but looks and sounds like a chick. China: A man/woman/anime-thing who eats a lot.He keeps Lithuania, Latvia and Estonia locked in the basement. Likes drinking Crystal Head Vodka before going out to furiously beat other countries. Russia: A pretty cool guy and about the only normal person in the series.He also enjoyed stalking and drooling over a Chibi Romano. He is also a confirmed rapist who enjoys taking photos of his victims. Proposed to England to save his ass, but was firmly rejected since England and America are already best friends. He is about as weak as Italy, but overcompensates for it by being gayer than Chris Crocker and by being a bigger whore than Paris Hilton. France: If you could turn gayness into gasoline, this man would have enough to drive around the world over 9000 times and still have enough left for a ride through the Gay Pride Parade.Embodies the stereotypes and cliches of tsundere while having a dick. Fangirls everywhere wet themselves at the sight of him and proceed to shit out bad fanfiction and art of him. He's usually found strangling France for something no one cares the fuck about. Drinks tea and sees unicorns like a homo. England: Has huge fucking eyebrows and declares "BLIMEY" every 10 goddamn minutes like real English people.This is generally accurate, only they forgot to make him 500 pounds fatter. Yells "I'M THE HERO" and generally spends every episode failing at life or pounding cheeseburgers down his throat. America: A strong nation that does his best to fight for freedom.He wants to be a valuable ally to Germany, but is often rejected because Germany would rather fuck Italy's retarded ass instead. Japan: Japan is the useless otaku creep who spends his time fapping to anything and everything (including America's fat cock) in the bushes, like all Japanese.Always has nations fapping to him which he gladly bends over to enjoy. Gets super pissed at everything, mostly Italy's fucking retarded face. Has fun fucking his dogs, brother, the mentally-retarded Italy and fapping to weird German shit. Germany: The most repressed and fucked up character.The rest of the comics are about France getting ass, England bitching at America, Spain spending time with children, and Canada being forever alone. This is Hetalia, every yaoi fangirl's dream, where hot animu boys fuck for "historical" reasons. They get together with Kawaii desu Japan and end up doing roughly five comics about "WWII" before they just focus on having gay sex with every other nation. Unfortunately, he finds Rome's mentally retarded genius virgin grandson Italy in a tomato box instead. Hetalia begins with Germany exploring the woods of WWI, looking for some forgotten asshole who conquered the whole world. 4 OMFG, but there's MOARR!!!11hundredandone.2.4 "Girl" Countries No One Gives a Shit About.TL DR: It's Lucky Star with fags instead of lesbians. That gives the average fangirl just enough time to fuel up with ideas for their next Germany/Italy fanfiction. Since the typical APH fan has the attention span of a four year old, each episode is only 5 minutes long. For this reason, most of the show's history lessons are taught using incest, barely-concealed racism and implied buttsex between anime pretty boys. Reverse Teruchan, basically.īeing geared toward educating the Japanese, Hetalia does of course have to follow the conventions of anime in order not to scare the target demographic. Hetalia is written by Hidekaz Himaruya, a 14-year-old landwhale pretending to be a man.
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The series takes twentieth century history and turns it DESU by personifying every country as a bishie (if they're male) or an attention whore (female). Axis Powers Hetalia (literally "Useless Italy") is a webcomic - turned - manga - turned - anime - turned - psychotic fandom that gets more attention than it deserves.